if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow, via 69shadesofgray)

80,505 notes
  • Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
  • Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
506,082 notes